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So Dane Cook is in a new movie. We're all hoping it's better than Good Luck Chuck. What a terrible piece of crap.

Below is the movie poster for his new movie:
PRETTY TERRIBLE, eh? Dane Cook thinks so. This is just a snippet of what he thinks:

4. Lips:
It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!

7. Hair:
It's actually a close up shot of Tom Sellecks Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin'.

8. The set:
Pick one. This entire film takes place:

A. on Gattaca
B. at the Fortress of Solitude
C. inside a crystal wind chime

Read the whole thing here: http://www.danecook.com/#/home/bestfriendsgirl/

This actually looks like a decent movie, and I'm a fan of both Dane Cook and Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), so I'll prolly go see it. Check out the Red Band trailer below: